So yeah, I've been browsing around this, and I have a lot of laughing. Then I laughed even more when I see almost served more than half. Milk, and only took 6 months. Indeed, it is in English.
You know you're Hungarian When
1. you use sour cream More Than ketchup.
2. Nobody Can Properly Pronounce your last name.
3. Nobody Can Properly Pronounce your first name.
4. sausages hanging in your grandfather's auto repair shop is normal
5. Paprika is just as important as salt & pepper on the table and in food
6. half of your grandmother’s friends’ husbands’ have the name József
7. a family member thinks you are crazy and yells at you because you don’t wear “papucs” around the house at all times to prevent yourself from “felfázni”
8. meeting another Hungarian in a country outside of Hungary is amazing
9. you know the phrase “three is the Hungarian truth”
10. people wanna show off by saying that they know your capital: Bucharest! And no, they are not joking.
11. you can swear for 5 minutes straight, with one breath, not using the Same word, ever.
12th you know why the church bells ring Every of every day at noon.
13th Rather Would you stand up in a tram / trolley When there are plenty of seats available.
14th you can not enjoy a day at the "beach" Without a good scone.
15th Each Walt Disney cartoons you watched Sunday the 16th at 3:30 pm
your parents let me at least a Lada, or Kispolszki the Trabant.
17th your grandma makes the best pancakes. 18th
you love "Rudi Cottage 'and you know That' only spotted the real thing."
19th Grandparents your drink brandy like water.
20th you do too.
21st everything has powdered sugar on it
22. refuse more food and you automatically have an eating disorder
23. someone says that Hungarian “is like Russian and all those other Slavic languages,” and then you have to go into great detail about the origins of Hungarian with a scolding history lesson
24. you perpetually have to teach people how to pronounce “Mosonmagyaróvár”, “Győr” and “Hegyeshalom”.
25. you have difficulty pronouncing words started with “W” in English, but you’re capable of creating long and meaningful sentences using only “E” vowels in you mother tongue
26. you greet elderly people with “Csókolom!” even when you’re 18.
27. you tell someone that you are Hungarian, they ask “Are you hungry?” Then you congratulate them on being the millionth person to say that to you
28. you, being a girl, smell like a mixture of 20 different perfumes on Easter Monday.
29. you, being a boy, run around with your mother’s old perfumes to earn more red Easter eggs on Easer Monday.
30. you don’t see ham for a year after Easter.
31. your grandparents put too much “Erős Pista” in the “halászlé” because it tastes better.
32. you don’t want to know what “haltej” really is.
33. you know where the “éjjel nappali” is located at the Moscow Square.
34th Evening fairy tale you watched TV with the teddy Each Night Before going to sleep.
35th and you know you like "Süsü the dragon."
36th you Struggle to Survive on August 20th to watch the fireworks.
37th You and your family are always spending your vacation at Lake Balaton.
38th You Never Heard Positive anybody say anything about politics.
39th Without you can not imagine a summer "island".
40th you wish you would get 5 bucks everytime somebody says "I know the Hungarian word fuck ... ... ... * laugh *" 41st
You Do not Know at least half of the people at family celebrations.
42nd That nobody believes you do not Understand Finnish.
43rd you keep an old black and white TV or Any Other useless object Because maybe one day Will it be good for something
44th you associate with the "West" station "100as a 4 pack alkaline battery."
45th That you think "winter salami" pepperoni is the best in the world.
46th you have the Largest collection of plastic bags in the world, But Still Will take loads from Auchan or Tesco
47th You Do not buy tickets for public transport
48th Preschool symbols let you in to identify your stuff
49th WestEnd mall is the 50th for you
you can say "megszentségteleníthetetlenségeskedéseitekért"
Via Geréby Jozsef, which in turn should see fuckyeahhungary
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